I've done a lot of writing for other people, as well as myself. I even ghost-wrote a satirical novel about lawyers and banking for a Syrian-American billionaire based in Switzerland, but that was taking selflessness too far.

From film and TV to corporate or pet project, if you'd like to commission anything, or just need a script sorting out, send me an email from the contact page.

Here are some of the things I've written for recently.

'Smithy' comedy speech – Script Writer
Speech for O2 Conference, 2011

BBC Bitesize – Script Writer
Dick and Dom's Bottom World. Voiced by Terry Jones, 2011

Alcatel-Lucent – Script Writer
Comedy Viral Video, 2010

Fail, Writer
Sketch show pilot, Taken for Granted Productions, 2010

Experian – Writer
Comedy sketches, script punch-up, 2010

Man For Hire – Writer
Movie in pre-production, 2009, Great Western Features

BBC Bitsesize – Comedy consultant / writer for 25 x science scripts
Animation, BBC & online, 2009

McAfee Security Systems – Script Writer
McAfee Live Comedy Infotainment Show (script for presenters), 2009

The Now Show – Writer
BBC Radio 4, 2008

Citizen Sally – Writer
Comedy writer on corporate play for Twist & Shout Communications, 2008

CGI: UK - -Writer
ITV, Animated sketch show, 2007

The Message – Writer / performer
BBC3 – Sketch show, 2006

The Late Edition – Writer / performer
BBC4 – Satirical news show, 2005

The Weakest Link - Writer / consultant
BBC 2 - Quiz show, 2005

The Milk Run – Writer / performer
BBC Radio 1, 2005

The Comic Side of Seven Days – Writer / performer
BBC3 – Topical comedy show, 2005